So... you've decided it's worth risking getting on one of those scary mechanical birds and FLYING over to see us. Take a look at the calendar and see if there's a time and place you'd like to join us. Come for a day, a week, a month... not a year!

The timings are very rough, and you may need to get on an even scarier domestic island (grass) hopper, walk several miles and swim a little... but we'll try to keep you posted on our location.

Call, text, email, but no carrier pigeons... they sh!t on the decks